For this pormpt I decided to interview my favorite fictional character, Jay Gatsby.
The guy basically makes the Great Gatsby worth reading.
If it wasn’t for him the whole book would be rich people partying.
Me: I still can’t believe you died in your book.
Gatsby: Yeah. Death does kind of stink.
Me: There goes for being great.
Gatsby: Well I am still great. How many other people have the word great define them?
Me: Alexander the Great.
Gatsby: Besides him.
Me: Constatine the Great.
Gatsby didn’t respond.
Me: So you have a movie out now.
Gatsby: Yeah. I do.
Me: Would you like to talk about it?
Gatsby: Nah not really. I have other things on my mind.
Me: Like what?
Gatsby: Stuff.
Me: I notice you haven’t said old sport once during this interview. Did you give up saying it?
Gatsby: Yeah after I died I thought it wasn’t needed to say it after every two sentences.
Me: Looking back on your life what would you say about it?
Gatsby: That is a tough one. Considering I am a fictional character and all.
Me: Can’t you have some opinion on the world since the author gave you certain attributes?
Gatsby: Sorry. But I have to go.
Me: Do you have any comment on the misunderstanding that led to your murder?
Gatsby left without answering the question.
And that was my interview with Jay Gatsby.
The best part about interviewing Jay Gatsby is he didn’t say old sport once during the whole interview.
